INTERNET ADDICTION?

October 21, 2009

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All good things, like cat swinging and salsa chugging, are best enjoyed in moderation. And the internets is no different, amigos.

Just to be on the safe side, I decided to consult the internet for a free examination. I did this quiz.

http://www.netaddiction.com/resources/internet_addiction_test.htm

This is what it said:

Your Internet usage is causing significant problems in your life. You should evaluate the  impact of the Internet on your life and address the problems directly caused by your Internet usage.

I’m not sure amigos, I think I need to get a second opinion. Back to the internets I go!

ARMY MULE MOBILES

October 20, 2009

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How pimping is this ride? There is a company in the USA that makes vehicles so tough, they named them after mules. I am going to buy one so I can do blockies and impress the she-mules!
CLICK HERE to check out more Mechanical Mules of America!!!

PROOF LEPRACHAUNS EXIST

October 19, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JCVD!!!

October 18, 2009

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ASK RAUL ANNOYING QUESTIONS DAY!

October 17, 2009

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When I’m not busy helping out my Nigerian friends with their investments, I like to answer your annoying questions to show off how genius I am.

Dear Raul,

What is the origin of the expression ‘donkey’s years’? And why does it mean a long time? I thought donkeys and mules lived fast and died young, in cool and heroic deaths?

Thanks,

Donny Spatulas, Traralgon, VIC

Hi Donny,

What’s with all the questions, amigo? You were only supposed to get one. You owe me big times. Anyway, here is what you want to know. This expression, which originated in England early last century, actually started out as a pun on ‘donkey’s ears’, because both years and ears are long. As for the living fast and dying young part, the answer is stunt doubles.

Now go away.

Your pal,

Raul.

VAN DAMME FRIDAY!!!

October 16, 2009

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A wasted opportunity.

Forget about Christine Bale. You know how should star in the next Terminator movie? Duh. Van Damme! Schwarzenegger is one cool amigo, but it is time he passed the robotic torch onto his true successor. Van Damme has the muscles, the hair, and the ability to look cool in shades to do the job justice.

Come on Hollywood, put Van Damme in Terminator 5!


A REAL SMART ASS

October 15, 2009

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Old Coaly wasn’t only the first mule to go to university, he was also the first mule to build a university!

Born in Kentucky in 1855, Coaly came to Pennsylvania in 1857 to help build the Old Main building at Pennsylvania University. While he was there, he also attended some wild frat parties and was an all-star quarterback.

CLICK HERE to read more about Old Coaly!

JUST SAY NO!

October 14, 2009

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A sinister crime is about to be committed.

Pin the tail on the donkey is not a game, it is an act of animal cruelty. So many of my donkey brothers have suffered the humiliating sting of the pin into their innocent, fleshy rumps. Just the mention of the word “pin” will make their legs tremble like maracas.

So the next time someone tries to get you play this sick and cruel game at a party, JUST SAY NO!!!

This message was written on behalf of The AASP (Ass Ass Protection Society.

MULE VS MOUNTAIN LION (MULE WINS!)

October 13, 2009

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Holy crap taco! I received an email this morning that contained the above picture and message:

Subject: Fw: Tough Mule

Some lion hunters were using mules to chase their hounds, which in turn were chasing a lion. Somehow the mule got hold of the lion and the photos are of it (the mule kicking and biting the **&%$$ out of the lion). If you look at the side of the 2-3 picture you see the lion hounds watching in amazement.

This is an amazing victory for mule kind! Of course it’s real. The internets wouldn’t lie to me, would it?

THREE MOVIE FRAMES

October 12, 2009

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I have such a short attention span, I find it almost impossible to sit through an entire movie. Fortunately someone has made a website where they cram the best three frames of a movie into an awesome animated .gif.

CLICK HERE to check out Three Frames for more glitchy movie awesomeness!!!