Archive for the ‘mules’ Category

MULE TOYS REVIEWED

October 28, 2009

If mules are the coolest animal on the planet, then why do the toys based on them suck lemons?

Use the scrolly thing to move down and get ready to shake your head in disappointment!

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What’s going on here? The mule is stranded on a hideous cart going nowhere. To make it even more degrading, he has a bell on his tail. And ask me what’s going on around his neck. I’ve had more fun with paper cuts.

Rating:

0/5

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This mule toy would be alright if he wasn’t attached to a creepy clown and had a jetpack strapped to his back. But he doesn’t, so it’s another failure for mule toy kind.

Ration

0/5

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Yes, I am aware that this is donkey from Shrek. Who is a donkey. But when mule toys suck as bad as the above two, for now we’ll have to take what we can get. At least he has a styling mullet.

2/5

 

Hopefully one day they will make a mule transformer slash Godzilla action figure! But until then I will have to be content playing with my cousin Raymon’s mind.

MUFFIN THE MULE

October 25, 2009

Check out this clip from an episode of Muffin the Mule, a kids’ show from the 50s. To be honest amigos, I never really liked this show. I always thought Muffin was a puppet of a studio that put words into his mouth and made him do humiliating dances.

CLICK HERE to read more about Muffin here.

A REAL SMART ASS

October 15, 2009

Coaly

Old Coaly wasn’t only the first mule to go to university, he was also the first mule to build a university!

Born in Kentucky in 1855, Coaly came to Pennsylvania in 1857 to help build the Old Main building at Pennsylvania University. While he was there, he also attended some wild frat parties and was an all-star quarterback.

CLICK HERE to read more about Old Coaly!

MULE VS MOUNTAIN LION (MULE WINS!)

October 13, 2009

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Holy crap taco! I received an email this morning that contained the above picture and message:

Subject: Fw: Tough Mule

Some lion hunters were using mules to chase their hounds, which in turn were chasing a lion. Somehow the mule got hold of the lion and the photos are of it (the mule kicking and biting the **&%$$ out of the lion). If you look at the side of the 2-3 picture you see the lion hounds watching in amazement.

This is an amazing victory for mule kind! Of course it’s real. The internets wouldn’t lie to me, would it?

MILES OF MULES

October 10, 2009

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How cool is this? In Pennsylvania, a bunch of artists created 170 fibreglass mules that can be seen all over the state.

My favourite is the fish mule king, who rules over both the land and the sea with an iron hoof!

See more mule art HERE.

FORGET ABOUT PABLO…

October 7, 2009

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I have a new nemesis, Muley the Mule. He has his own website and entertainment company. His existence puts my internet fame on Jeopardy, and I hate that show!!!

He even ripped off my idea for a zombie talkshow. Amigo, you just messed with the wrong mule!

CLICK HERE to read more about this imposter!!!

GARY MULE

October 3, 2009

Gary Mule is not actually a mule, but a Taekwondo master from the 70’s. He was one of the strongest fighters in the 1975 2nd World Taekwondo Championships in Korea.

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That’s Gary on the left.

Gary Mule fought for the USA, and beat up a lot of South Americans throughout the tournament. I’d hate him if he didn’t have such a cool last name!

CLICK HERE to read more about the great Gary Mule!

MULE READING LIST

September 30, 2009

Amigos. If you want to learn more about mules, these are the ancient scriptures you must follow by candlelight. And no, I will not read them to you at beddy byes.

Without further adieu, here are some of my favourite books!

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This book is pretty much mules for dummies. It is even written in dumbed down English so that even the most inbred of stable boys can understand it.

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A manifesto written by the leader of the Mule Rights Movement. It is so convincing, if you read this you will want to become a furry. So don’t read it.

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What is behind the mule? Hay? Fireworks? A ghost? Read this book and you will find out. The bit about race and class is a typo.