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VAN DAMME FRIDAY!

October 30, 2009

Van Damme doesn’t just make mind punching action movies, you know. A couple years back he made an art-house film called ‘JCVD’ (that’s his name, duh).

Not sure how I feel about this movie. There’s a whole lot of talking and not a lot of snake punching. In fact, there are NO snake punching scenes!

Let me outline the plot for you. Some lameo criminals rob a bank and take JCVD hostage. Then everyone thinks JCVD robbed the bank. I find this hard to believe, because if it really was JCVD he would disarm them in a millisecond and then get on to a real adventure… One with jungles and time travel and awesome dance sequences…

Why he made this I do not know. But because it stars JCVD it’s still better than 99% of movies out there.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY JCVD!!!

October 18, 2009

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VAN DAMME FRIDAY!!!

October 16, 2009

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A wasted opportunity.

Forget about Christine Bale. You know how should star in the next Terminator movie? Duh. Van Damme! Schwarzenegger is one cool amigo, but it is time he passed the robotic torch onto his true successor. Van Damme has the muscles, the hair, and the ability to look cool in shades to do the job justice.

Come on Hollywood, put Van Damme in Terminator 5!


VAAAAAAN DAAAAAAAAME FRIDAAAAAAAAAY!!!

October 9, 2009

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Back in the 1990s, Van Damme and Steven Seagull nearly got into a fight to prove who was tougher.

Sylvester Stallone even hosted a party to settle the score once and for all. According to Rocky Balboa, “At a party in my home in Miami in 1997, Van Damme was tired of Seagal claiming he could kick his ass so he offered Seagal outside into my back yard.”

Seagal made his excuses and left. But Van Damme, who was berserk, tracked him down at a nightclub and offered him out again,” he added.

Alas, the battle was not to be. Hopefully we will see Van Damme lay the smack down one day.

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VAN DAMME FRIDAY

October 2, 2009

Jean-Claude isn’t the only Van Damme. Here are some other awesome VD’s I found on the internets.

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ERIC VAN DAMME
He is an egghead somewhere in the Netherlands, wherever that is. He is adept in the martial art of book throwing.

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ART VAN DAMME
According to the internets, Art Van Damme was the hippest cat to swing an accordian. I bet he could knock out a whole gang of ninjas with that thing.

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DIRK VAN DAMME
Wow, these Van Damme’s sure are intelligent. DVD has a PHD in environmental science. When he is not hitting the books, he sails the seven seas and rescues muchacha’s from Somalian pirates.

VAN DAMME FRIDAY!!!

September 25, 2009

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“In an action film you act in the action. If it’s a dramatic film you act in the drama.” – Jean-Claude Van Damme

VAN DAMME FRIDAY!!!

September 18, 2009

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This picture is from Hard Target, my favourite Van Damme movie. It takes a great actor to be able to sport such a styling mullet while beating the crapola out of a snake.

Let’s see that again!!!

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VAN DAMME FRIDAY

September 11, 2009

It’s Van-Damme Friday! Every Friday I will celebrate the many achievements of my film hero, Jean-Claude Van Damme.

To kick things off, here is a video of Van Damme taking out his first ever victim in ‘Black Eagle’.