Archive for the ‘foodz’ Category

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAYMON!!!

October 4, 2009

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It is my cousin Raymon’s birthday today. He is 24 years old. It is an awesome age, but not as awesome as 25. I found this cake that looks just like him in a dumpster. What a coincidence. Happy birthday, familial amigo!!!

KNOW YOUR BURRITO

September 15, 2009

I am something of a burrito expert. So let me tell you, not all burritos are created equal. Use this guide and you will spend more time eating burritos and less time on the crapper.

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This burrito is a work of art. They should hang it in a museum.


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Compare this to the burrito above. See how sloppy it is? Also, I think the meat is rancid.

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Do not be fooled by its delicious appearance. A cat is NOT a burrito.

More burrito reviews here