Archive for the ‘fail’ Category


November 2, 2009

What, you’re supposed to pay for the internets???

Amigos, I have just received an internet bill for a crazy amount of pesos. And because I spent all of my savings on my George Clooney nose job, I am afraid I cannot pay it.

So amigos, this is Raul signing out. It has been a blast being your hero for the last 2 months.

It is time for me to disappear quietly into the night like The Predator. Or I could go out with a bang.




September 16, 2009

Silly Turkish building, you are not so smart at falling down. This kind of foolery would never happen in my village. To knock down our buildings, we headbutt them until they fall. Take that, feeble building!