Archive for the ‘equidae facts’ Category

LET’S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT…

September 8, 2009

I know you are smart, amigos. But maybe you are not smart enough to know the difference between a donkey and a mule. So listen closely.

A donkey is a donkey. It is like a little horse. You know that, right?

Whereas a mule is a cross between a female horse and a male donkey.

mule

For once, maths is actually useful.

Donkeys and mules look kinda similar, but here’s how you can tell the difference: mules have smaller ears, are taller, and have way cooler tattoos.

That wasn’t so hard, was it? Learning is fun!!!

HOLY ZEBROIDS!

September 7, 2009

I swear on my Slurpee, I did not make this up!!!

A zebroid is a cross between a zebra and a donkey. They are also known as Zebrules, which doesn’t sound as cool as Zebroid but is still pretty awesome.

My first girlfriend was a Zebroid. Man was she hot. She dumped me when she found out my stripes weren’t real.

zebroid

Still don’t believe me? Fine, read this.