Archive for the ‘cats’ Category

GARFIELD MINUS GARFIELD

October 5, 2009

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You know what I hate about Garfield? Garfield! That cat is so not funny. Looks like I’m not the only one who thinks so, because some genius has gone and stripped Garfield comics of Garfield. The result is all Jon and all LOLs.

CLICK HERE to check it out!


KARATE CAT

September 21, 2009

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Bubbles are no match for this cat’s kung fu kick!

KNOW YOUR BURRITO

September 15, 2009

I am something of a burrito expert. So let me tell you, not all burritos are created equal. Use this guide and you will spend more time eating burritos and less time on the crapper.

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This burrito is a work of art. They should hang it in a museum.


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Compare this to the burrito above. See how sloppy it is? Also, I think the meat is rancid.

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Do not be fooled by its delicious appearance. A cat is NOT a burrito.

More burrito reviews here

CATSPIRACY THEORY

September 12, 2009

Have you noticed how the internet is overrun with cats?

According to the Google, there are 104,000,000 cats on the internet and only 5,530,000 mules. I can’t count but I know something is seriously wrong there.

100,000,000 of the results are probably pictures of LOLcats.

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If you think this is cute then you have been brainwashed.

With all this activity, the cats are obviously up to something. My guess is that they’re using their cuteness to turn everyone into sissies, so that they can one day rise up and take over the world.

When the cat uprising happens, don’t say I didn’t tell you so!!!