I am typing this with a torch under my chin for dramatic effect. Is it working???
It is Halloweenie tonight which means you can dress up as a mule and freak out your neighbours in exchange for candy. Sweet deal, huh?
Just look at how terrifying this mule costume is…

Me? I am going to dress up as Fran Drescher from The Nanny.
Happy Halloweenie, muchachos!
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